The kids call me when they arrive home from school...giddy about Spring Break and annoyed that our Internet connection seems to have gotten itself on the fritz.
I swear the Cable Company does this on purpose from afar. It is their money-grab tactic for getting you to allow them to send a technician into your home. The minute they cross the threshold, the bill starts at $70. Even if all they end up doing is standing in front of the wire box and scratching their ass.
I tell the kids there is not a thing I am willing or able to do from another state sitting at my office desk working on my budget, but will reboot the darn thing when I get home. I have become an expert re-booter. I will not be the first to blink with the hateful cable company.
I still need details about where and when from Craig and I think for a moment that if the cable company outsmarts me and I can't jump start the WiFi, I might be incommunicado with him. I text him as much. He asks if I am free to chat.
Of course I am. I have given up on applying reason to my budget and have taken a "throw it all in a pile" and subtract approach. Done.
He invites me to join him a night earlier. Tells me where to meet him tonight.
The whole weekend??? Wow! That's progress!
But I must disappoint him. I still have a commitment to the kids until the following afternoon. I mention that I'd love to but can't.
I leave work and go home to find that the kids have retreated to friends' houses for the afternoon. Friends presumably with functioning WiFi. I take myself to the salon to get my toes done. Spring for a mani, too. And the salon has WiFi!
I text Craig.
He texts back. His plans have changed.
He texts back. His plans have changed.
Oh no.
Friends aren't coming.
Oh no.
But he'd like me to come just the same.
Oh yes!
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